India TV rocks!! Part 2

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India TV is my favorite TV channel. Officially. Broad-casted and etched.
Another classic.

HEADLINES.........
Aadha Insaan Bolega
Aadha Insaan Chalega
(I just hope the speaking part is not done by the bottom half of the man)

Now the Story...

Oh my God.. They have finally done it. They found me!

I stay in a hotel.... not a mahal.. (atleast they rhyme)

oh!!! thank god its about somebody else
Nice footage. Looks real.

oonchi diwaren???
well!!! No Ghana Jungle and Pathreele Raste this time????
No Humnein koodi saari baadhayein??

Tum phir bhagwan ko beech me le aaye!@%$%

Vishnu's Avtaar at Babylon????


Oonchi Deewaren.... again. Bhoot??


Kalyug Vs Satyug
Empirical analysis!!

What a Comparison?

I guess IndiaTV's next story would be about
China's Dragon or UK's Unicorn

lol......
They comment just Anything...!!!!

Trying very hard to relate with Hiranyakashyap
where Babylon has got nothing to do with that...

if you can see them... or find them in the rubble...

I think they can also make sensational stories with
Phoenix of Sphinx subjects!!!!

@%^@ Like Ek sing wala rakshas **%$%$*

Thanks for the red circle!!

India TV rocks!

"Commissioner ka Kutta"
25th March ko hua tha lapata...
AWESOME!!!
Such news HAS to go on air LIVE !
Might be Al-Quaida has kidnapped has dog; maybe the Aliens abducted to check whether it is the higher mammal or humans?






"Pyaaz maangne-waali chudail ka aatank"

This is a really terrifying news-item. Im too scared to talk about it now.














"Kapde churaane waala bhoot"

Scary gets scarier.. Even i think that a couple of my undies are missing. Just wonder what does the bhoot does with them. Maybe its a Dhobi-Bhoot. He washes them to satisfy his carnal pleasure.







"Shararti Langur"
Are monkeys supposed to be docile? Is this Dog the Commissioner's Dog??

Maybe this monkey is linked to Al-Quaida..

Allahabad

Allahabad is an awesome city, (only if your heart beats at 10 beats an hour and you can wait an eternity).
Things just change on the road. Its just the opposite. Bicycles, Bikes, tempos, suaars and cars coming in all directions. Cycle guys drive faster than Lance Armstrong, rushing past the crossroads as if they are driving a Hummer H3. Invincible. But that's just the roads.
For an impatient person like me, who cant wait more than 3 secs for a reply, Allahabad is teaching me a lot. People sludge towards their desks, like a teenage tortoise who just had a knee-replacement surgery; Confused whether he should make the first move or the table will reciprocate.
All that is results now is that I come to office at 10 AM and return back home by 7 PM. Very lenient timings. Difficult to adapt to, if you have been working 15 hrs in Mumbai.

But this is the good part.
The bad part begins when i reach back at my hotel; btw i'm staying in a hotel for my 3 months, till the time i'm here, only because 1. I was too lazy 2. Who would discover a mattress in this city/town/village 3. I was too lazy.
However, only Music Bhojpuri, India TV and News 24 make my day. They make me laugh. A lot.

A few examples.

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Another 'India TV special' post coming-up.

PS: In the meantime India screw-up Englands good start. Another win Dhoni Bhaiyya.