Roomy trouble

I have stayed with roomies for the recent 7 years of my life. 7 years, 2 roomies. During this time, i have perfected the art of irritating the hell out of them.
Will like to share with you some of the golden ideas.

I hid my undies and/or socks in my roomy's cupboard. Whenever he used to open it and hold my stuff i accused him of stealing. I used to start yelling "Chor-Chor" (Thief-Thief or gora's) and run around the bed to attract attention.

I used to listen to radio static, when we were in the same room. When he asked me about it i said "Sshhhh! Listen.. the good part's coming"

Another classic that a close friend once did. He clipped all his nails and kept collecting them in a plastic bag. When he had a bagful, and when his roomy was around he pretended to snack from the bag. When he walked past him he acted as if he was protecting it and looked at him suspiciously. He almost made his roomy throw up when he told him that toe-nails tasted better than finger nails.

Even you can get better than us.
1. You can get a huge stash of porno magazines and put them under your roomy's bed. Whenever someone comes to visit him and he is not around, invite them in and show him/her "His" magazines.

2. When your roommate comes out of the shower, look at him for a second, look away and then giggle.

3. Buy some fish, and name one after your roommate, the next day announce that he died. Name another one after your roommate, and repeat. Do so until they all die. Mourn to your dead fish "Oh, Andy, why did you die? You were a good fish, a good one indeed!" Hehe.

4. Have your friends over, make sure your roommate is there, but not at the same room. Talk really loudly, have your conversation topic about something weird. When your roommate walks in, be quiet and look at him suspiciously until he leaves.

5. Whenever your roommate walks in, scream out "You're back you're back!" as loud as you can and then dance a weird dance around him for 5 minutes. After that look at the watch and say: "Don't you need to go somewhere?"

6. Take your pen and mark a tiny spot on your arm, make it bigger every day, and when your roommate walks it yell out that it's spreading

7. Make a sandwich, but wait, don't eat it. Put it in his room and completely ignore it. When your roommate gets rid of it yell out that you can't find your sandwich and you are really hungry

8. Call your roommate Sheena "by accident", increase the frequency every day until you always call him Sheena, if he protests, say "Sorry, I wont do that any more, Warrior princess."

Now im tired of finding more ways..
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