Arbit !

Presenting to my esteemed readers.. wtf.. guys, here is the list of things i just do not get. please refrain from using any of these as my birthday presents/bribe/topic for a conversation/ and God forbid a debate.

1. Art. The so called 'Modern' one: - I really won’t pay crores for something that looks like its painted by a kid gone awry with the colours, high on sugar and drugs.

2. Stock Market. The blue screens going haywire, numbers flying all around. People still so involved. And why not, for a pee-break may cost you a million rupees. I guess they imagine about a Mallika Sawant changing.
As many as 5 news channel blabber all day, making money, trying to make viewers understand what the hell this thing means.
Per day volume these news channel make: 50 crores.
You can wrap the world 3 times over with the newspapers + magazines that are printed per day, all over the world.
Who gives a damn. From the next time please do not talk about Vanilla Options with Future Options and Hedging benefits.

3. My neighbor. I have been living in the same building for almost 2 years now. Mind you im a student. I have no clue who/what our neighbors are. Not one. Not a clue.
They all act like they are undercover spy agents. This guy/gal/animal can put a CIA to shame. And he does'nt wear a black coat.

4. Doctor’s Handwriting. . I guess these doctors either dinn have access to cursive writing books when they were kids, or love their fingers so much that they ant put them through any effort. I now am feeling bad for the chemists who have to read through their writing for a living.

5. Hurry. I simply do not understand why are people always in 'so' much hurry.
'Yaar thoda thand rakho'. Stand on any railway platform in Mumbai and u'll get what im tring to say. It seems as if they get a Gold in the Olympics for being first to get a piece of wood under his ass. Gosh. Frantic as they get, they just forget about the entire world-their kids, wives . Everyone. They run faster than Bolt and Powell. Guess this should be accepted as an Olympic Sport.

6. Data.
- If you shout for 8 years, 6 months, 2days you’d produce enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.
- Polar bears cover their nose with their paws as camouflage.
- A gold fish has a memory of 3 seconds.
Why? Why do I know this information? Am I going to shout for 8 years, 6 months, 2 days and am I at war with a Polar bear that I should be alert that some camouflaged bear would trick me. The gold fish. I’m almost happy it has a lousy memory. At least it does not store the crap that I have stored.

7. Kids. They are like a different species all together.
A year ago i saw a cute lil child walking around with a school-bag that must have been a ton. I asked him 'Hello beta, what's your name? Bag uthane main help kar dun?'
Reply: 'None of your business'
Sheesh yaar. They like mud. They like ShinChan who makes such an irritating gnawing sound when he eats-10 mins is enough for you to have a brain hemorrhage.
They are so dumb that they will kill for anything shiny and fast. Still-that brat did not understand that i was trying to help. Silly species.
No wonder i call my roomy KID :)

8. Bees.
Something buzzed in my left ear.
I vigorously tried to shake it off.
It wouldn't go.
I said Shit.
It still wouldn't.
I said Fuck.
It still wouldn't.
I said What the fucking hell.
It still wouldn't.

I hate bees !