What's nice about being a woman?

I have been thinking. A lot. Not any of the introspective phases when you think about, where is life taking you and all that bull-shit, but about What's nice being a woman?

1. They got off the Titanic first.
2. They get to flirt with systems support men who always return thier calls, and are nice to them even when they blow up computers.
3. Their boyfriend's clothes make them look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in their clothes.
4. They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. They can cry and get off the traffic police.
6. They've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for them. In fact, everyone stops for them
8. Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. That's why "Pappu" cant dance and not "Pinki"
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. They can hug friends without wondering if he thinks we're gay.
12. They can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.
14. They can spend a whole day shopping, spend a million bucks and still feel happy about it.
15. They don't have to fart to amuse themselves.
16. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. They can congratulate a team-mate without ever touching his/her butt.
18. If they have a pimple, they know how to conceal it.
19. They never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
20. If they're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. They can cry over the neighbor's dog's dead.
22. They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
24. They know which glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.
25. They are always closest to the 2 softest things in the world.