Now if you have a girl friend – you know exactly what’s going wrong… and this is an article meant to help to get your ass safe and away. How do you manipulate a man? Simple… 1. Just give him sex. 2. Threaten that you will leave him.
How do you manipulate a woman? 1. It aint that easy. Not that simple either. Women need security. She has to feel “safe” with you. AND-feel safe from the “World” when she is with you.
Remember, this is why a woman never falls in love at first sight. One doesn’t get to know the bank balance at first sight.
Women always choose the one who is the least likely to mess up their lives – which is anyway going around and around in cycles. Period. Hehehe.
It is this need for security and the ability to compromise, that makes a woman prefer the guy who offered to pay the bill, though he took her to a cheap restaurant.
Never walk into the restaurant and say magnanimously: “We will go Dutch…but I will take care of the tip myself.” This just might tip the scales in favour of the guy she had been keeping aside as Plan B.
But taking her to a restaurant and paying the bill might NOT make her trust you. She might start thinking- “This guy takes me to a restaurant, and pays for my dinner. Something is definitely fishy.”
If she wasn’t already on guard with you, this act of yours will put her on guard. You might not be able to read her mind, but she can read 100s of permutations & combinations into your single smile.
In a way, we men have made the women such experts in sensing the dangers nearby. Not wanting to be left behind, the Indian Navy has decided to give up its gender bias and plans to use a woman’s seventh sense…there will be a woman in every sea-going submarine.
This woman will have to look out for dangers under the sea. Navy has SONAR etc… but apparently they aren’t as effective. The bill hasn’t been passed in the Parliament yet…our MPs are debating over the Indian Navy’s suggestion that the woman be tied to the nose of the submarine.
Anyway once you have won over her confidence…and made her feel safe with you and from the World, when she is with you…she is ready to be manipulated.
My dear men (women, you still reading?)… there are two things you need to know about a woman:
1) Women have the inherent need to know everything
2) Women love to be flattered
Women have this inner need to know everything about the man they are interested in or have ended up marrying. Talk to her…not just about cricket scores or the latest youtube video you saw on the net. Talk to her about what you did in office, what you ate for lunch, what you spoke of when you met your colleagues in the loo, what you were thinking while driving your car back from office, what your mother thinks of her, what your sister said about her…just about everything.
On the Flattery front, here are a few stock sentences that you can use to flatter her and once she is flattered, you can manipulate the hell out of her. Remember, you are dealing with a person with a seventh sense for security…so be careful.
1) Are you dieting? Or is it the gym? You are definitely losing weight
2) Where did you get that skirt? Goes really well with those shoes.
3) Did you do something to your hair today? I am seeing something extra.
4) I was walking just behind you…and guess what, when you walked past that bus stop…all the men fainted.
5) You have such nice skin. I knew you had reached Jaipur even before I had landed in Jaipur.
There are certain things you should never tell a woman. Even if it sounds ok to you, as a man. Sentences like:
1) If I were only half as good looking as you are…I would be your company’s CEO
2) You have such nice skin. Wish I had that too….darn these rashes!
3) Where did you get that skirt? Would love to see them crushed on the floor
4) What deo do you use? I was walking just behind you and when you walked past that bus stop…all the men fainted.
5) Did you do something to your hair today? Its all over my shirt today.
While you try these out on the women of your lives; let me do the same. With some luck, I just might succeed
