Whose blog is it anyways?

If you are a regular reader of my rants and raves, you know that I love to talk about myself. After all this is my blog. This survey was fun... easy & different... you are free to steal it (I did it too)

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
- Wow dude... Crash landing i guess..

2. How much cash do you have on you?
- 871... a Rs 100 note that is 'jaali'

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
- SURE

4. Favorite planet?
- Being partial to Earth, honestly... It has worked fine for me till now... Although Venus has a bit of sex-hay appeal to it..

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
- Yogendra Ji.. My boss.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
- Its gotta be "Who's ur daddy"

7. What shirt are you wearing?
- Scullers. A button missing.

8. Do you label yourself?
- Please. What was ur name again?

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
- Hush Puppies. Office wear. (like the ring to it)

10. Bright or Dark Room?
- Semi-bright. Office lights not working.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
- I have no idea – I stole it from an ugly babe who writes well.

12. What does your watch look like?
- Casio Beside. 3 dial chrono... 1 scratch.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Watching 3 Pigs and a Baby. Animated flick, downloaded from office.
Yes. I still love animated movies.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
- It was the Citibank OAC. I hate transferring people amounts for their daaru-sessions.

15. Where is your nearest convenience store?
- Nothing is more than 5 kms far in Allahabad

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
- Eff Off

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
- Madam J

18. Last furry thing you touched?
- The suspicious looking strawberries I discovered yesterday in the back of my fridge.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
- A bottle of benadryl and 1 1/2 bottles of Goan wine

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
- None. Please. It’s a digital world and I’m living in it... (how old is this survey!?!)

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
- 20 was good. Had the world by the tail. But I like to think the best is yet to come…

22. Your worst enemy?
- My anger. Although my running nose is running a close second.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
- The "Vlad-studio" pygmies special

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
- Which store did you take ur shoes from? "At least i know where NOT to buy shoes"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
- A million. I can learn flying in my own plane.

26. Do you like someone?
- You betcha.

27. The last song you listened to?
- “Tum to tehre pardesi... " Eff-All song playing a truck passing by.

28. What time of day were you born?
- 4 am. That explains a lot.

29. What’s your favorite number?
- 17

30. Where did you live in 1987?
- Kolkata

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
- Truth be told – yep.

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
- Everyone aspires to be awesome :D

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
- Sleeping in my hostel bed.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
- Kick the bloody things.

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
- Yes

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
- My arm. A string of Sanskrit script should look good. It will also allay some of my parents anger.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
- French.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
- Yes.

39. Are you touchy feely?
- What kinda question is this. Depends on the person i'm with. If i'm with my boss all i can feel is his admiration :D , if i'm with Aishwarya Rai i'd rather be 'touchy-feely'

40. What’s your life motto?
- Be the change you want to see in the world.

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
- Cell phone (even though it’s a piece of shit), glasses (either sun or reading), my watch.

42. What’s your favorite town/city?
- Kolkata. The laziest city in the world.

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
- Rickshaw ride to office

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
- I honestly cannot remember.

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
- If “change the oil” means take it to Ram mechanics, then yes indeed...

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
- GO TO HELL-she text-ed me.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
- About three generations. I have some work to do, don’t I…

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
- Black pants, sweater, a swede jacket, hawaii slippers. I went to a movie in Allahabad

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
- My eye-lids are tweaking a little this morning. The sleep-session should be interesting…

50. Have you been burned by love?
- Absolutely. But no, I’m not going to spill the details…