Vendor Meets

Be frank.. what comes to your mind when u hear MBA? Masters of Business Administration? or Monsters of Blah & Ass-licking? Means to a Beautiful Ass? Or Married But Available?

If you havent got the hint, i'm pissed off. And the reason is not that i'm stuck in Allahabad :(

1. Airtel disconnects my mobile phone (dunno why)
2. NO sutta shop in 1km radius of our new office that sells Classic Milds
3. Every-one thinks that i'm God. A single point solution for all problems.
4. Vendors

1&2 personal issues. 3 semi-personal, semi-professional, 4th TOTALLY professional.
There's just one trick to handle them all..

One Namaste from the formally dressed 'bidessi-babu' (read me), a graciously fake smile, free unlimited food, a 5 min smooth-talk session, and he's yours.
Literally.

I dont pity them, I just feel bad for them. They have been kept in limited understanding by the netas (as always). They have never understood how to expand their business. They have no aspirations. BUT, they rely solely and only on Perceptions. MBA faff u may feel, for 1 time i can say this for sure that its not.

If they perceive that they are getting lots, they WILL believe you. Swell your eyes and do Awww while announcing the scheme-They will think that this is the best that they have ever got.
Awesome. Finally, 1 city in India that is not touched by the filth and grime of a city. A rural market. Not peaceful. Mind you.