Love it, Hate it, but you just cant ignore it!
Reality TV: this is the place where fiction meets reality.
If you cant understand what i'm talking about-switch on your television. Invariably within 30 secs you will come across either Bigg Boss, Nach Baliye, SaReGaMa, Idion Idol, Fear Factor, and what not.
Now this entry is not about how crappy these serials are-but how awesome they can get. Now, when i met Mandira Bedi, we went on to talk for abt 15 mins about how difficult its being in the media. For dafts, she's a hot female; I am a super-hot male :D
But after spending some time with her, i realised how easy it is to make a reality show. Some ideas that sprung up in my head were. I'm sure she doesnt read my blog.
IS SHE LEGAL?
20 hot nubile petite females compete against each other in trivia (Lolz), physical challenges, and pillow fights before one lucky guy chooses a girl and asks the judges... Is She Legal?
Location: Maharastra
Judges: Me.
Prize: Free lifetime counsel by His Holiness
Sponsor: PISS Foundation- People In Single & Searching mode Foundation.
AMERICA'S WETTEST T-SHIRT
500 girls in skin-tight white t-shirts vie to see who can make their t-shirt the wettest
Location: A different city each week... Except South India. (sorry- the program can become gory after a certain degree)
Judges: A panel composed of Swimsuit models, firemen, and Olympic gold medal swimmer, Michael Phelps, and Me
Prize: Each week's winner will board the India's Wettest T-Shirt tour bus and earn an automatic entry in the season-ending tournament of champions, held in my pants
Sponsor: The WBA - World Breast Association or LIBAS - Leagues of Insanely big Breasts And Smallest brains.
DON'T FORGET YOUR WALLET
Unknown contestants are woken up early in the morning following a one-night stand and have one minute to dress and escape before we wake up the chick. If the clock expires or the contestant leaves any personal belongings, he may wind up stuck in a relationship.
Location: A bedroom near you
Judges: A panel made up of myself, Nasseruddin Shah and Om Puri
Prize: Freedom
Sponsor:Durex "Together we can end Feelings"
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