My last sexist Joke !

Why is it so lovely being a Male !

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
6. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
7. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
8. Same work .. more pay.
9. Wrinkles-add character.
10. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
11. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
12. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
13. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
14. One mood, ALL the damn time.
15. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
16. You can open all your own jars.
17. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
18. If you are single, nobody notices.
19. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
20. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
21. No painful days in the month.
22. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
23. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
25. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
26. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
27. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
28. Shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
29. The world is your urinal.
30. Beer is the universal solution of all problems.